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Back from the Moon

April 22, 2010
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It’s been a long week.  On a trek to explore six universities in five days, my daughter and I enjoyed some long overdue one-on-one time.  Starting and ending in Ottawa, I drove over 1,000 miles.  We ate some good food, caught up with a one of our best friends in Boston and family in New York, stayed in some good hotels, and had our fill of campus tours and information sessions.  We had an amazing time and made some good progress on the college search.  After dropping her at JFK, I drove 8 hours back to Ottawa, unpacked and slept well.

On Sunday, I did some laundry, ran some errands, packed some heavier winter gear, and headed toward the North Pole.  Really.

OK, so I didn’t make it all the way to the North Pole, but I did get within 500 miles.  I still don’t know why I got so lucky, but a few weeks ago I received a very cryptic message that the Ambassador wanted to know if I could accompany him on a trip.  Sure, no problem.  I didn’t know where or why, but the dates fit in well right after the long-standing date with my daughter so I quickly agreed.  I learned later that I’d be joining a small group on a trip to Alert, Nunavuk, the northernmost permanently inhabited place on the planet.

Here’s a map that shows roughly where we went (clicking on the image will blow it up big enough to actually see).

I’m not sure why, but it seems that most military flights leave at ridiculous times.  I arrived at the Embassy at 2:30 am on Monday.  In my distinctly non-military life, that counts as Sunday night, particularly since I never slept.  We drove to a private terminal at the airport where the traveling party met.  After some prep time, we walked the tarmac to a Canadian Air Force C-17.  The flight plan was pretty simple.  6 hours non-stop to Alert, Nunavuk.  Due North.

I’m told by those in the know that this flight made a little bit of history.  This was the first ever direct flight from Ottawa to CFS Alert and most likely the first flight ever from a national capital direct to any point of landing above 82° latitude.  Kinda cool.

Unlike passenger jets, there are not a lot of windows in the C-17.  This thing is made to carry tanks, not passengers.  We were afforded a lot more freedom to walk around, however, so I caught the sun rising.

The sun didn’t set again until we returned to Ottawa.

The C-17 is not the typical aircraft used for Arctic flights.  In fact, this was the second time ever the C-17 had landed on the gravel and ice runway at Alert.  The first time was last week just to make sure it would work.  Aside from me, the passengers on board were VIPs and it would be bad form to make a completely experimental run with such an important passenger list.  Here’s a shot of the plane just after we landed.

The landscape was unlike anything I’d ever seen.  It’s not just the snow and ice.  It’s the vastness of the land and the complete absence of any visible plants or trees.  The closest I’ve come to anything like this is Death Valley, but that doesn’t really compare.  It felt like what I’d imagine it’d be like to walk on the moon.  It was a challenging environment for photography because everything is just so white.  I had to underexpose significantly and struggle with the sun which was at a constant 45-degree angle.  Instead of going up and down, it just rotated around the horizon.

The station has an incredible staff and they kept us moving, virtually non-stop, until about midnight.  We visited the memorial for the 9 crew members of the RCAF Lancaster that crashed in 1950, and then headed to the base for a series of briefings.

After a quick lunch, we jumped in a Swedish SnowCat contraption — picture a minivan with tank treads instead of wheels — and rumbled into the Arctic for about a half an hour.  We came upon two temporary campsites.  One built by Canadian Rangers and one built by a Danish military sled dog team.  The Rangers were mostly locals who participate as a sub-group of Canadian Forces Reserve.  They do periodic Arctic surveillance missions and exchange survival techniques with members of the CSB Alert forces.  The Rangers showed us how to build an igloo and a 20-minute survival shelter with nothing more than an ice knife and saw.  They also treated us to an Arctic Char Stew — a whole new meaning to fresh, frozen.

As fascinated as I was with the Rangers and their techniques for living in such a harsh environment, my eyes get coming back to the dogs.  I love dogs and, other than movies (my kids will gladly tell the tale of my crying my way through Eight Below), I’ve never seen a dog team up close.  When we arrived, the team was having a good-natured argument.

The Danes travel over 5,000km each year with the team throughout Greenland and the High Arctic, often 10 hours a day.  The dogs work hard and, apparently, play hard.  The Danes described how they regularly have to stitch up the dogs when they get a little too rambunctious with each other.  Although a little intimidated by the growling, howling, and snapping, I asked if I could get close.

It turns out that they absolutely love people.  As I held out my hand, they each pulled at their chains to jump and play with me.  Working my way up the line, I ended up wrestling with each dog in turn.  They immediately transitioned from snarling wolves to wagging, flopping on their backs, domesticated puppies.

Time seems to have a lot less meaning when the sun doesn’t change elevation.  I think we were out there (at 20 below) for about an hour and half or so.  We headed back to the base, ate a quick dinner, and then headed back out in a different direction.

This time, we visited a tent pitched over the Arctic Ocean.  Outside were huge triangles of ice.  Inside, was a triangular hole in the ice with each side approx 10-15 feet long.  They were not fishing.  Instead, a team of divers were taking turns doing 150-ft. dives into the Arctic.  For fun.  The process of creating a diving hole was a modern engineering marvel involving a water saw (picture a copper tube drilled into the ice, connected to a pump, connected to a heater that boils the water, connected to another narrow copper pipe that turns the boiled water into a thin stream that “cuts” through the ice).  It took over two hours to make the cuts, and a forklift to pull the tons of ice out.

The water was crystal clear like the Caribbean.  Except with 5-1/2 feet of ice on top.  The divers went in two at a time and could last about 15 minutes or so before the cold really started to penetrate their suits.  A relatively small hole and thousands of miles of ice?  Not in my lifetime, but it was fascinating talking to the divers while they worked.

We left the dive site around 9:15 or so and that was supposed to be it for the night.  We were tired, but the 24-hour sun made it tough to call it a day.  A couple of us were anxious to get a chance to explore on the ski-doo snowmobiles so this was the perfect time.  We had to wait awhile for others to return to the base during which I realized that I was heading out with two very experienced fighter pilots for a little speedy fun in a wide open playground.

The fact that none of us had ever driven a snowmobile and the fact that the ground was filled with lots of moguls kept me in the game.  One of the snowmobiles ended up rolling over, but I won’t identify the culprit.  I will say that it wasn’t me, no blood hit the ice, and there were no casualties.  Except for the rear view mirror that formerly adorned the left side of the ski-doo.  The crew presented the mirror on an ornate polar bear-shaped plaque to the unnamed driver in a quiet ceremony.

We rode about a half-hour out to a glacier, parked the ski-doos, and made the short climb to the top for some photos.

We returned to the base unscathed, albeit a little chilly.  I finally got to sleep at midnight, about 40 hours since I’d last slept.  Because we had so little time in Alert, we didn’t waste much with sleep.  My alarm went off at 5:30 and I was packed up, dressed in winter gear, and in line for breakfast at 6:30.

Although we were scheduled to head home, we had a morning of activity still on the Alert schedule.  After breakfast, we immediately headed toward the airfield.  No plane to board just yet, however.  Instead, we climbed into a Sikorsky helicopter and took off for tiny Ward Hunt Island — further north into the Arctic Ocean.  The scenery during that flight was simply breathtaking.

After landing on Ward Hunt, we did a whirlwind tour of a temporary Canadian Forces camp, attended a briefing by the team, and took in the vistas.

Ward Hunt serves as the final stop for adventurers trekking to the North Pole so there are a few monuments to those missions.  We ended up giving a ride back to Ottawa to an Australian who came within a few hours of giving his life to his attempt.

It was an amazing story.  Had it not been for a lucky coincidence, he would surely have perished on the ice.  While heading toward the Pole on a solo cross-country skiing attempt, Mr. Smitheringale fell through the ice, spending 10 minutes up to his neck in the Arctic.  Although he managed to pull himself onto the ice, his timely rescue occurred only because the Canadian Forces and Rangers happen to be doing their annual military exercise in the region at the same time.

Despite his severe frostbite, he insisted that this would not be his last attempt.  Although I think they are all a little nuts, he makes the ice divers and dog sledders seem like pikers.

We piled back on to the helicopter and walked over to the C-17.  It was certainly the most unique flight connection I’ve ever experienced.  On the way home, we stopped at the US Air Force base in Thule, Greenland.  While they refueled the C-17, we drove to the base and received a tour of the facility and a briefing on their mission.  Sorry, no pictures from Thule.

We landed back in Ottawa around 7:00 pm and, despite our extraordinary mode of transport, the crew handed out customs declaration cards as we prepared to land.  Nope, I didn’t bring back over $10,000 in cash and I didn’t visit any farms.


iPad and the Foreign Service

April 7, 2010
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Since I’ve arrived in Ottawa, I haven’t really driven anywhere.  Before arriving, I found a place to live that is walking distance to both the Embassy and the downtown Byward Market area.  Restaurants, bars, shopping, coffee shops, dry cleaning, and music venues are all within a 15 minute walk from my front door.  Thus, other than grocery shopping and the occasional run to the airport to pick up visitors, the car has remained in the garage.

So, what could motivate me to jump in the car on a beautiful Saturday morning and drive over an hour into the countryside, over a nerve-wracking rickety metal bridge over the St. Lawrence River, to a small town that promotes on the front of its web site a petition drive to “Save our Prison“?  A UPS store, of course.  More specifically, a UPS store just over the border that took delivery of my new Apple iPad.

Yeah, a little twisted, but I love gadgets.  I pre-ordered the day it was announced with complete confidence that it’d be a hit.  At least for me.

I won’t bother writing a general review of the iPad.  Just do a Google search (or use Bing if you think Google has become the new Microsoft) and you’ll find scores of in-depth reviews making conflicting conclusions.  It’s the best thing since sliced bread.  It’s just a big iPhone.  It’s wonderful.  It’s awful.  You’ll find an opinion to match your own gut reaction to Apple products and marketing.

After a few days playing with it, I think Slate got it right.  You don’t need an iPad, but once you try one, you’ll probably want it.  For me, the iPad does everything I was expecting (books, photo display, email, newspapers), along with a couple of surprises (Netflix).   It does not replace a laptop or the iPhone, but that’s not the intent.

The new buzz-phrase used to describe the iPad’s core functionality is “content consumption.”  If what we do now is consume newspaper, books, magazines, TV shows, movies, and web sites, then Apple has just invented a pretty damn good fork.  I like the feel of chopsticks (newsprint and books) every once in awhile, but I can see myself sticking to the Apple’s new-fangled fork for most meals.  Here’s a quick run-down of my initial key apps:

iBooks.  I’ve been using an e-reader for several years, but my first generation Sony died a few months ago.  I filled out the online order form a couple of times for an Amazon.com Kindle and a Barnes and Noble Nook, before deciding to hold out for Apple’s entry.  I was not disappointed.  For the geeks out there that know and care about e-ink vs. backlit LCD, I actually like the iPad better for reading.  Between work and home, I have already spent more time reading from a backlit screen than from paper and my eyes haven’t yet felt tired as a result.  I’m not even sure what “tired eyes” means.

Reading books is the one function that I required of this device and the experience is very satisfying.  It took less than a minute to download my first book from the Apple bookstore (Ali Sethi’s The Wish Maker).  It launches very quickly and brings up the last page I was reading when I left the book.  Screen brightness can be lowered for bedtime reading (it is very bright, even at half-power) and the font can quickly be adjusted, both size and style, to match what I find most comfortable.  I can search for specific passages (not necessary for a novel, but very useful for non-fiction), and set multiple bookmarks that create an instantly accessible index.  All this, and it still feels like I’m reading a book.

Newspapers and Magazines.  This is a category rather than a specific app.  Every morning over coffee in my dining room, I can finally read pieces from the New York Times, USA Today, NPR, the San Jose Mercury, and the BBC.  It’s not perfect, but give them time.  The New York Times’s Editors’ Choice app is beautiful, seamlessly merging the paper’s traditional layout with color photos and video.  It’d be perfect if the app provided the entire paper rather than just a few regularly updated pieces.  The iPhone app actually has more content and the website has everything so it’s just a matter of time.

Magazines will be revolutionized by electronic distribution.  Some have their own dedicated app (Men’s Health, Time, Outdoors, and more to come) while others distribute through an app called Zinio. Again, the interface is very intuitive to swipe through pages or use the more interactive options.  It will only get better as publishers and advertisers maximize the technology (wait for Wired‘s app — the description looks amazing).

One app that I haven’t read much about but has the potential to catch on is Fluent News which aggregates news material from a variety of sources.  It organizes the content in sections the way a newspaper would and let’s you decide which sources to promote or eliminate (e.g., more content from the Washington Post and none from Fox News).

Photos.  At work, the iPad provides an amazing photo frame, cycling through hundreds of family photos at my desk.  The interface to sort through photos is beautiful and the screen really shines.

Video.  I have a bunch of video files ripped from DVDs that I can drop straight onto the iPad through iTunes and they look great.  The speaker is surprisingly full and loud so headphones are not necessary unless you’re in a public space.  The NetFlix app was a fantastic bonus.  There’s a ton of content, movies and TV shows, all of which loads in about 25 seconds at the tap of an icon.  Same with the ABC Player (although the content is limited by that network’s offerings, there are a couple of my guilty pleasures like Modern Family and V).

WordsHD.  I’ve already blogged about my obsession with this Scrabble game.  The iPad version is a bigger/slicker version of the same thing that allows me to continue playing my friends and family who are using the iPhone version.

No doubt there will be many more apps that I’ll find useful and entertaining in the months to come.  The bottom line is that the device provide a very convenient way for me to stay current on what I find important from home while being thousands of miles away.

Suddenly my iPhone screen feels puny.


What Happened to Spring?

April 5, 2010
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I’m no expert in climate change, but something seems a tad awry.  Driving into Ottawa a little over a month ago, it was pretty much what I expected.  Cold and snowy.  Granted, it was not the bitter cold that I was prepared for, but people were skating on the canal and snow was falling diagonally in sheets.

On March 26th, the thermometer reached a high of -4°C (24°F).  Within a week, we bolted straight through Spring and hit mid-Summer.  Winter coats and snow boots gave way to shorts and flip-flops.  On Saturday, Ottawa destroyed all previous records with a high of 29°C (85°F).  Since there has never been an April here without snow, I expect this was a bit of fluke and we will get some more cold.  A week or two of Spring would also be nice.

One of the less-publicized perks of life in the foreign service is that we get a cornucopia of holidays.  In addition to all traditional U.S. holidays, we also observe the local days off.  Thus, in July, we’ll celebrate Canada Day on July 1st, followed closely by Independence Day on the 4th.  Although some refer to Canada as a “post-Christian” nation, this past Easter week-end extended to a four-day mini vacation.

The hot weather and long week-end inspired me to clean up the camera gear and explore a bit.  I walked along the Ontario river path, playing with the camera for the first time in months.  There is so much per capita open space that, even on a beautiful holiday week-end, it didn’t feel crowded.  I did, however, see a lot of sunburns.

The haze made big landscapes less appealing, so I focused on some macro shots.  Canal chains, rusting bolts on a bridge support, a thicket of small shrubs.  I like the details we tend to ignore in favor of the grand views.  An old stone building in the process of renovation provided a unique natural frame for the distant Parliament Hill clock tower.  I arrived back upstairs just in time to make a nice photo of the sun setting behind the Market.

Stone Building

View of Parliament Clock

Sunset over the Byward Market

Can’t wait for tulips in the Spring.


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Intregrated Bilingualism

April 3, 2010
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The other night, I had the pleasure of attending the Governor General’s Awards in visual and Media Arts at the National Gallery on behalf of the U.S. Embassy.  The prizes were essentially lifetime achievement awards for a diverse group of Canadian visual artists.  The National Gallery’s great hall on a beautiful early evening was the perfect spot for the cocktail party and presentation.

The crowd included members of the younger art scene, local luminaries, as well as the friends and families of the honorees.  I did the rounds, having previously mastered the art of holding a glass of wine with a napkin of cheese and crackers in one hand, so as to leave the other free for spontaneous new acquaintance hand-shaking.  As I made the rounds around the circular hall, I met several artists and one woman who works for the Canadian government funding international development programs.

We all took our seats for the award presentation and short speeches by the recipients.  The first speaker described the history of the awards and process by which the Canada Council for the Arts received nominations and selected the ultimate winners.  I have become used to a certain level of Canadian bilingualism, just in my interactions on the street, in shops, and in restaurants.  I was at first surprised to hear so much French in what I expected to be an English-dominated province.  What really struck me during the hour-long presentation, however, was how every speaker incorporated both French and English.

I’ve been to many presentations that included two or more languages.  Typically, these become very tedious in that the speaker repeats the same paragraph verbatim in each language.  Every flight from the U.S. to Europe, for example, will have the most language-gifted flight attendant demonstrate his or her proficiency by repeating the standard buckle-your-seatbelt-don’t-smoke-save-the-kids-first diatribe in multiple tongues.  Similarly, the law here requires all public signage to reflect both languages, repeating the warning or instruction in both languages.

This was different.  Each speaker at the event, presenters and recipients alike, switched mid-speech between French and English.  Instead of repeating the prior part of the speech, however, each simply continued in the alternate language.  It was pretty clear for each speaker which language was most comfortable.  The part of the speech, whether at the beginning or the end, that had the most jokes reflected the individual’s dominant language.

Although my three years of high school French failed me years ago, I’m slowly improving.  My French language comprehension has improved in the last month from panic-inducing non-existence to simple incompetence.  Thankfully, my seat-mate was kind enough to translate the jokes for me every time I frowned in concentration (“OK, I know that one was about a talking fish, right?”).

On the street, just about every shop, cart, and restaurant staffer will make an instantaneous guess as to whether you speak English or French and address you in that language.  For whatever reason, I have a Gallic look as more often than not the greeting comes in rapid-fire French.  My tortured accent, however, always undermines my attempt to blend and the conversation typically reverts quickly to English.  I’m working on it.

For most foreign service posts, I will have to pass a certain level of fluency in the local language.  In Ottawa, one of our consular officers is fluent in French while another is fluent in Spanish.  Me, I guess I’m fluent in sarcasm (which doesn’t always translate here in Canada).  For those with an interest, even if the current job is not language-designated, the Foreign Service provides access to an online version of Rosetta Stone.

I was skeptical.  How can anything sold primarily through infomercials and mall carts actually be worthwhile?  It turns out to be pretty good.  I’m working at glacial speed, mostly because I’m lazy, but I do find it useful.  My goals are modest, but still well beyond my current grasp.  To be seated in a restaurant and receive the French language menu from the hostess.  And, of course, to understand the jokes without translation.


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